snapchatting: *acoustic cover of your text post*
arisonas: xast: hotmail only got named hotmail after i made an account actually hotmail changed it to outlook after you joined
jesuschristvevo: i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
oh-woah-dope: since this is yahoo, can someone help me please? i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?
tall boys with messy hair and skinny legs make me want to die
n0vivi: When someone laughs at you for being legitimately upset about something
dinnerpartydan: That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
twistedviper: whorusszahhak: perfectionistdia: whorusszahhak: don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you. thatS REALLY...
itypedthiswotjmyeuesxlosed: ohitsjustkim: fairgroundsoldier: 01012012: friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate and your grave and eating your next pizza plot twist: there are three types of people
eracist: I’m really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff
wartortles: wartortles: its so sad that blind people cant see the internet *single tear drops down face* thats so beautiful
ieatgokudera: EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME
slenclerman: reasons to date me: -i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes -ive never killed a man (yet) -i once got 95% on guitar hero -you can play with my hair -im cheaper than a puppy
Definitivamente, ya no es agradable soñar contigo y lo peor, es que yo no decido si hacerlo o no.
earthtoalexander: when you listen to your favourite band and you have this warm feeling in your stomach because their music makes you so happy and you’re so proud of them and you love them more than anything
hicloob: humor blogger by day, horny blogger by night
mermaidsandmisandry: things i dont need in my life: wasps those stringy things on the banana commercials on youtube
i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul
dekutree: one piece is dumb because they spend 500 episodes looking for one piece when they can just go to kfc and get a 3 piece combo w/ 2 sides for 5.99
eliatrope-moved: when u know someone doesn’t like u as much as u like them
dungeonsanddamsels: this week on “gay porn videos have the weirdest titles”
mermaidcunt: oh my god i’m soooo tired… *stays online for 5 hours*
Person: What do you want for your birthday?
Me: *Forgets everything I have ever wanted*